Clinic Marketing Lab
A diagnosis, not a sales pitch

What an unanswered enquiry
really costs.

Clinics know their average patient value down to the penny. Almost none know how many enquiries rang out last week — no system keeps that tally.

Your figures, not oursTwo-minute readThe pitch is at the end

The number nobody writes down

Patients do not compare websites at length. They ring two or three nearby options in order and take the first one that answers.

Enquiries a month, all channels
Proportion unanswered or answered late— %
Of those, the ones that would have converted— %
Clients lost × your average client value$ —
Annual cost of not answering$ — / yr

[MAKE THIS YOURS] — the columns are left blank deliberately. The audit fills them in with your market and your average client value.

Worried patients do not wait. The urgent calls go to whoever picks up; the routine ones are happy to call back tomorrow.

Three places they go

The unanswered call, No-shows and After hours

1
The unanswered call

Calls cluster in your busiest hours. Every ring you cannot take is a patient who has already dialled the clinic after you.

2
No-shows

Appointments booked without qualification or reminders quietly evaporate, and the slot goes unfilled.

3
After hours

People search when they are worried, which is rarely inside opening hours. A voicemail at nine in the evening is a booking that never happens.

Two-minute scorecard

Give yourself a mark

1. Enquiries get answered inside five minutes, whatever the hour
Office hours only does not count. Most enquiries arrive when you are shut.
2. I know how many enquiries we missed last month
If that needs a guess, you already have your answer.
3. Every treatment and every area we serve has its own page
A single treatments page counts for nothing. Specificity is what ranks.
4. Enquiries are qualified before they reach me
Otherwise your day starts with sorting rather than selling.
5. Out-of-hours enquiries can book, not just leave a message
A message is not a booking.
6. I can show what the site and the phone produced last month
If not, decisions are made on how busy the month felt.

How to read it: 0–2 means the phone is losing you work today. 3–4 means the out-of-hours and follow-up gaps are the leak. 5–6 is unusual, and your remaining upside is qualification quality.

Hire for it, or answer everything without hiring

Employ or outsource
  • $1,800–$3,200 a month for office hours alone
  • Evenings and weekends still uncovered
  • Holidays, sickness and turnover included
The cohort build
  • Hundreds of local pages plus 24/7 intake
  • $500 refundable, then $299/mo
  • Live in 14 days, two guarantees in writing
Free · one business day

Get your own number

Tell us your area and a typical month. You get back what slow replies and missed calls cost your clinic, plus the intake questions we would build for you.

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